How did nicole richie lose weight

1. Eat half a banana PER day.
2. Keep work to an absolute minimum. Stress is bad for your weight, as you must already know.
3. Run & walk extensively to help burn off the banana & any other meat on your body
4. Gag yourself to the point where you puke out the banana & a little something extra each Wednesday & Saturday evening. Please be discreet.
5. Attend parties & sample a line or two of coke brought in by various friends. If you don¡¯t have the money for coke, find some rich friends, give them some suckie-suckie in return for some snifie-snifie. Who¡¯re not a whore, you¡¯re just a girl on a mission!!